professional booty clapper

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

image

collapsed:

tumblr has literally become sooooo boring to me

i used to know a bunch of mutuals personally and like everyone used to post personal stuff like what they did

or what they just watched

or anything

noone really blogs anymore. i dont mean blogging like reblogging pics or funny txt post but i…

undawns:

do washing machines eat clothes, or am I just losing them

pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face